"Pork & Poultry" is the first album released by Pork & Poultry in 2022. It features Butthole Stargazer on Guitar and vocals, Z15 on bass, and synthesized drums.
Songs
Well I found a rock
In a restaurant parking lot
Well it looked so shiny
I just had to take it home with me
Now I'm sittin' in the house
And guess whos talking to me
It's the rock that I stole
It's sittin' right next to me
Parking lot
Stole the rock
Parking lot
Stole the rock
And now I'm runnin' from the cops
And I'm duckin' while they shoot
And they shoot me down dead
Yeah they shoot me in the head
Parking lot
Stole the rock
Parking lot
Stole the rock
You're not real but I am
You're just a figment of my mind
That's why when I look at you baby
Your features are so undefined
Thats why I can't leave you in the sun
You dont find tanning beds no fun
Thought you could be my number one
But you aren't even a real one
Baby you're a wax (Wax) statue
I wish you would have said before
Baby you're a wax (Wax) statue
And I can't hold you anymore
I remember last Christmas
When you were standing next to me
You Didn't have any expressions
You just looked back and straight through me
And I can't say I forgot how that felt
But it's alright, because I know you could melt
Baby you're a wax (Wax) statue
I wish you would have said before
Baby you're a wax (Wax) statue
And I can't hold you anymore
Flesh, in my brain
In my veins, I feel pain
I exist, or do I
Do I cry, am I the same as you
If I cut, do I bleed
Can you feed, my every need
Would you run, run from me
When you see, can you see?
I keep my flesh inside myself
Hidden inside I lie awake
I dream of killing in my sleep
I take more flesh for mine to keep
Flesh, in my mind
Close behind, all around
What is this, who are you
Who sent you, get out of my face
I don't want it, but I need it
No I want it, just give it here
Shut your mouth, Shut you down
Keep you close, don't make a sound
I keep my flesh inside myself
Hidden inside I lie awake
I dream of killing in my sleep
I take more flesh for mine to keep
Now that I have you I'm satisfied
And I know that you wonder why
Don't you dare stress your stupid head
You'll keep me full until I'm dead
I keep my flesh inside myself
Hidden inside I lie awake
I dream of killing in my sleep
I take more flesh for mine to keep
The water is polluted
The jets are dropping chemicals
The dinosaurs were fake
We never touched the moon
Don't let them distract you yet
Don't let them distract you yet
Passing time by shooting yourself
Don't let them distract you yet
What do you have in your center console?
Do you have any gloves?
What do you have in your center console?
Do you have any gloves?
What do you got do you got any gloves?
Do you have a gun, do you have stuff?
In your center console what will I find?
Would you kick me out the car and leave me behind?
What do you have in your center console?
Do you have any gloves?
What do you have in your center console?
Do you have any gloves?
Do you keep the lights on whenever you drive?
Do you keep your console clean or is it alive?
Can you smell it clearly from a mile away?
When you look inside of it, does it spray?
What do you have in your center console?
Do you have any gloves?
What do you have in your center console?
Do you have any gloves?
Do you have any gloves?
Asteroid
Are falling
This winter
Asteroid
Are falling
This winter
Hey get out of the road, what are you stupid?
Come on I got places to be I can't just sit here all day!
Come on the light is green what are you doing?
Are you a numbskull? Are you touched in the head?
What's wrong with you?
All right you know what forget it
Forget about it, I'm just going to drive
Don't pollinate me
I'm in a temperate position
Don't call me sweetie
Don't call me salty baby
Don't wanna go to one of your little parties
Don't wanna keep eating my food out of the trash
I'm in a temperate position
My nectar is greasy
I'm not tryna be rude but baby
Don't pollinate me
Don't pollinate me
Don't pollinate me
Don't pollinate me
I'm in a temperate position
My nectar is greasy
I'm not tryna be rude but baby
Don't pollinate me
AHHH
*Weedwhacker sounds*
*Mongolian throat singing and vocalizing*
Donkey Boy
Donkey Boy
Donkey Boy
Donkey Boy
Donkey Boy
Donkey Boy
Donkey Boy
Donkey Boy
Donkey Boy
Donkey Boy
Donkey Boy
Donkey Boy
Donkey Boy
Donkey Boy
Donkey Boy
Donkey Boy
Donk donk donk donk donk donk donk donk
Boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy
Donk donk donk donk donk donk donk donk
Boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy
Donk donk donk donk donk donk donk donk
Boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy
Donk donk donk donk donk donk donk donk
Boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy
Donkey Boy
Donkey Boy
Donkey Boy
Donkey Boy
Donkey Boy
Donkey Boy
Donkey Boy
Donkey Boy
Donkey Boy
Donkey Boy
Donkey Boy
Donkey Boy
Donkey Boy
Donkey Boy
Donkey Boy
Donkey Boy
Donk donk donk donk donk donk donk donk
Boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy
Donk donk donk donk donk donk donk donk
Boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy
Donk donk donk donk donk donk donk donk
Boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy
Donk donk donk donk donk donk donk donk
Boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy
Donk donk donk donk donk donk donk donk
Boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy
Donk donk donk donk donk donk donk donk
Boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy
Donk donk donk donk donk donk donk donk
Boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy
Donk donk donk donk donk donk donk donk
Boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy
Donk
An angel came to Little Johnny in his sleep
Angel said unto him "be not afraid"
But little Johnny was afraid
So he said to the angel
Yuh
Ah
No
Be not afraid Be not afraid Be not afraid Be not afraid
Red and black and red and black and
Red and black and red and black and
Red and black and red and black and
Red and black and red and black and
Red and black and red and black and
Red and black and red and black and
Red and black and red and black and
Red and black and red and black and
Red and black and red and black and
Red and black and red and black and
Red and black and red and black and
Red and black and red and black and
Red and black and red and black and
Red and black and red and black and
Red and black and red and black and
Red and black and red and black and
Red and black and red and black and
Red and black and red and black and
Red and black and red and black and
Red and black and red and black and
Red and black and red and black and
Red and black and red and black and
Hello
How are you
Im fine
How are you
Just fine
Oh well
Goodbye
Okay
Goodbye
Hello
How are you
I'm well
Just fine
Goodbye
Hello
Goodnight
Goodnight
Hello
Hello
Hi
How are you
Goodbye
What
Okay
Yes
Hello
Goodbye
Okay
Why not
Who else
Goodbye
Okay
Good morning
Goodnight
Goodnight
Hello
I dont know the square root of a decimal
And I dont quite care to learn
All the teachers who think that I should
You're all stupid you can go and burn
I cannot divide by a polygon
And I dont quite care to learn
All the losers who think that I should
You are stupid you can go and burn
I cant divide by a decimal
Because your schools and your so-called teachers
Failed to teach the fundamentals of real knowledge
And education and society
Its a load of rubbish, We're not gonna stand for it no longer
We are gonna destroy this city
Until there's no schools left and the government is gone
I dont know the square root of a decimal
And I dont quite care to learn
All the teachers who think that I should
You're all stupid you can go and burn
I ate a lime and I got Lyme's disease
Last Tuesday afternoon
I was sitting on the couch and I ate me a lime
And then I got Lyme's disease
I hate having Lyme's disease it makes me so sore
I can't go outside I can't go to the store
I want to go outside but I know if I do
I'll pass out and die really really quickly
Why are the train tracks on the road?
The road is for the cars
Why are the train tracks on the road?
The road is for the cars
The trains are taking over the cars
They're taking over the cars
Train tracks are taking over the cars
Trains are taking over the cars
That's a horse
Climate change
Global warming
Global warming
The Red Scare
Processed meat
Processed meat
I don't know what you are
I don't who you are
I don't decide
All I know is that I want some
